by StarryFoxx November 10, 2019
by ominous person lol November 11, 2021
Prank your bf/gf and tell them that you want to break up. Don't tell them that it's a prank until the end of the day.
Person #1: I'm breaking up with you
Person #2: Why??
Person #1: Because...
Person #1: *thinking* Its November 11 :(
Person #1: You don't need to know why
Person #2: *dying inside*
Person #2: Why??
Person #1: Because...
Person #1: *thinking* Its November 11 :(
Person #1: You don't need to know why
Person #2: *dying inside*
by ominous person lol November 11, 2021
National push your friend named Dylan off a building onto your crush day. (also the anniversary of DaRealGrey's YouTube channel.
by DaRealGrey October 28, 2021
Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.
Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"
by tostetoes April 06, 2020
¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.
²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.
²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.
¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"
²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."
²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."
by yogha September 11, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025