national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

your mom

another way to say a whale

gad damnnnnnnnn he almost as fat as your mom

by that handle is already in use8 September 6, 2022

Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position

HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood

by Micah the monkey September 7, 2022

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022

Doin your mom

Doin your mom is a popular song made by fatty spins in 2009 and is also what I do every night

Doin your mom:
Do you know doin you mom by fatty spins?

Yes

by EpicmemerJoemama69420 September 7, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022