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by ELLO I BE DA TACO December 7, 2020
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Shit and sticks

Something that is sloppily made, looks shitty and equally in quality
Darn, this house is made out of shit and sticks
by dum bo August 16, 2022
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Shit-wreck

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,
by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015
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Gronk/Shit Cunt

A Gronk/Shit Cunt! a suck-up, a perso who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about who there actions affect

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt
Jakehoddgess :hey let’s go borrow GORGES Car for a week and when he asks for it back coz I already have a car we will bash him and while there knocked down I’ll dog shot him.and say I did it coz he owes my dead dad money but he really doesn’t I’ll just use that excuse coz Iam a GRONK/Shit Cunt.
by Adzyisthegreatist April 17, 2021
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When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021
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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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The Blithering Shits

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.
The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.
by late4supper April 5, 2024
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