on no funny shit

when you say some thing funny then you try to be serious when you confront or roast some one.

on no funny shit tho

by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018

Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse

All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!

by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016

Ya shit Ina Box

"Basketball term" used for your locked up / you can't go anywhere because the defense is too good.

Bruh your getting clamped "ya shit Ina box"

by ExlusiveBuckets July 12, 2017

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Shit from the same pile

Just as bad.

Is John better than Mark?
No, they are shit from the same pile

by Shit from the same pile July 26, 2018

shit sandwich

A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich

-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.

by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021

Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.

Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.

by Lordkickass June 29, 2024