shit and smurf

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

Shit clown

a dumb ass clown that really gets under your skin or tries your patience.

Just what I need! Another shit clown!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

Shit in the cooler

When someone really fucks up

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler

by Bubba Gump Dan October 5, 2019

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012

shit rider

Girl who fucks a girl/guy with a strap-on in the ass

Jenny’s a shit rider. She fucked Kim yesterday

by YokoJoko October 6, 2020

Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.

Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2024

Bag of shit

Be a dick and crap in everyone's lifes

You,you are a bag of shit

by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017