My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.

{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is the prettiest girl alive. Everyone's jealous of me and her, and no one can beat her. She makes everyone happy my especially me and when she comes in ur life, it's like she's what's keeping it alive. I never thought I'd get my girlfriend, nor did I ever think I deserve her, but my girlfriend always reminds me that I'm great and awesome.
My girlfriend's really cute.

There's no one more perfect than my girlfriend.

by sadmad February 25, 2023

down with my game

down with my game noun/ adj/ pronoun/ my old moves to attract women/men are not happening anymore need to try something new

Man, I went out last night with Snoop Dog and I was not DOWN WITH MY GAME, i think that at sixty years old iI should stay at home with my wife and children and enjoy my life. I have everything I need. No new women or men for romantic attraction, etc

by SUSAN VOLKOFF August 27, 2018

Angelica my sweet cupcake Ramos

The only that i ever cared about and others didn’t like the things i did for if i ever get the chance i will spoil her so much more she will feel the hate that others have for i ain’t mad just want the chance to prove everyone wrong

Angelica my sweet cupcake Ramos i promise you the world and then some

by wooooowoooo May 15, 2022

My Bestfriend

Your bestfriend is someone who is there when you need them. They can always put a smile on your face too! Even though they may get on your nerves often, you still love them with all your heart and you know it! They take care of you and help you out, even though they will laugh first. They cry with you and laugh with you, they are trustworthy and never break a promise. They also always put you first over their boyfriend. But don't forget, she can be a cunt sometimes.

My bestfriend came over today and we had so much fun!

by Your hot October 27, 2021

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023