shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

eat the shit given

Perform an action given by an individual or group that is stupid or embarrassing.

Hey, did you hear that Joe had eat the shit given.

What did he do?

He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.

by mak3 April 19, 2021

shit-down

When you go to the toilet intending to have a sit down wee but end up having a shit as well

"Is Jack still in the toilet? I thought he only needed a piss."
"Maybe it ended up being a shit-down."

by debrisandbacon March 25, 2025

shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.

After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.

by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024

THEYLOR SHIT

A Tyler, the Creator song from someones dream that was a diss on Taylor Swift

“I had a dream that Taylor Swift cam out as non-binary, and made everyone call her “Theylor Swift”. And for some reason Tyler, the Creator dropped a diss track on her called “THEYLOR SHIT”, and I woke up in a cold sweat.”

by splatic June 19, 2024

National Insult The Shit Out Of Dreadmania Day

This holiday falls on 20th of january

It's a day where you can insult the shit out of a discord user named Dreadmania and he cannot do shit about it!

User: Hey! It's National Insult The Shit Out Of Dreadmania Day!

You: Right, Hey Dreadmania! Go fuck yourself you fucking asshole!

Dreadmania: Thank you!

by hkjh January 17, 2024

Shit talker

People who talk shit but are also generally mean to people

That person is such a shit talker

by Katpickle December 21, 2019