National Nothing Day

Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”

“…”

“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”

by if you’re reading this, smile! October 8, 2021

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National Joke Day

When someone says something SO outrageous you genuinely think it has to be part of a larger scheme

"I hate pickles"
"Is it National Joke day are you fucking serious"

by redcrayon69 July 12, 2025

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National kiss a Godwinn day

November 27th is national kiss a Godwinn day. Godwinn is not gay and you have to kiss him on November 27th

National kiss a Godwinn day Is the best day of the year

by FreshVVS November 26, 2021

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National daddy day

In honor of all your daddies, not biological though. 😻✋

meagen- happy national daddy day

greg- thanks babe

by Sallysanders October 3, 2021

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