covered wagon 

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

covered wagon by Matt July 18, 2003

Tyler Wagner

plays amazing music. watch for him. He's a fan of old style sail boats and curry. He wears my boots and a p-coat. Has crazy hair and a blue scarf which his lover made for him. His life goal is to have crazy eyebrows and a beard.

wow! have you heard tyler wagner's new album? it's gorgeous!

Tyler Wagner by bemster July 16, 2008

faget waget 

a gay person. a faget is a lesbian woman.
a slang word for fag, or faget.
most used as inside jokes.
another name for a loser.
someone who is hated.

chris: wat the hell? dont they know they look like faget wagets?!

jeniffer: i dont know! we dont talk to losers.

faget waget by fanal jescride April 16, 2009

WAGG

origanally posted by
Bruce 'Charon' Johnston

Are You WAGG?
The term AGG has been around tournament paintball circles for years. The term, originally used to describe the Hostile Kids from Southern California, first cropped up around Y2K. Over the years the word AGG has evolved to become an expression of being cool or an elite player in an unexplainable way. AGG isn’t cool. AGG isn’t elite. AGG is AGG. From the way a player stands to the type and method of wearing his headgear, everything is taken into consideration when deciding if a player is truly AGG.

Dan Lapham of the Tippinators, a former All Star player in the CXBL, has noticed that woodsballers have their own unspoken set of standards for what makes a woodsball player unexplainably cool or unexplainably elite. Lapham has since coined the phrase WAGG, or WoodsAGG.

http://reconmag.blogspot.com/2008/06/are-you-wagg.html

WAGG by Tippinators August 2, 2008

monkey wage 

Low wages (as in "peanuts").

"What?! You want me to clean that funky toilet with this nasty, hairy, dry sponge and without plastic gloves?
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"

monkey wage by wordbird June 29, 2006

stoney wagner-esque 

To do something so awesome that it might be compared to the acts of the one and only stoney wagner

Dude..the shredding that guy was doin on his guitar sounded very "stoney wagner-esque".....word

stoney wagner-esque by stoney wagner April 7, 2007

zach wagoner's famous glue spill 

This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill

Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"

zach wagoner's famous glue spill by bobslu June 10, 2009