mud turtle 

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

mud turtle by Dave Gross April 9, 2008

one eyed turtle 

The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.

Your wife or girlfriend will cum again and again if you give her the one eyed turtle

one eyed turtle by Tracy L B May 30, 2008

Red Turtle 

The fecal matter that protrudes out the bum after anal intercours.

"That tasted like a red turtle."

Red Turtle by Sphincter Assfucker December 24, 2007

Greasy Turtle 

Ari

That Ari is one greasy turtle.

Greasy Turtle by StarchnSpike December 15, 2018

Speedy the Turtle 

The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.

Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.

Speedy the Turtle by King of Turtles January 18, 2005

Desk Turtle 

Rounded shoulders and back acquired from sitting for hours at a desk over a computer.(special shout-out to renegadehealth.com)

After she discovered the social webs, she became so obsessed she turned into a desk turtle.

Desk Turtle by plekka November 3, 2009

Leafy Turtle Rock

A kind of person who is very shy and camoflagues themselves and their emotions.

Dear God Vicky Forsyth Smith is such a leafy turtle rock.

Elwin the Leafy turtle rock can be so annoying when she wont talk.

Leafy Turtle Rock by Elwinrockz December 15, 2009