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Shark Coochie

He had a nice shark coochie
by Vee83 July 28, 2023
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
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by raybeez May 29, 2022
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Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025
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Shark

Somebody’s bitch, or a girl that’s always with them.
Yeah me and my shark was out yesterday, bitch not cute but she slobbed me.
by elivvsargas April 13, 2019
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sharking

Verb, an Adjective or a Noun;

the activity of catching shark, either for food or as a sport
"I think today I'm going to go leopard sharking."
by Lil Miss Asshole June 29, 2022
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von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark
by slickytv February 1, 2025
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Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.
Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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