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Shawn Michaels

1) Egotistical prick.
2) Wrestler involved in backstage cliques, using his influences to gain the spotlight.
3) Involved in the Montreal Screwjob of Bret Hart (For all you Americans out there, his name is spelt with ONE "t"). For this, he awaits an enternity in the fires of hell.
Bret Hart>>>>>>>>Shawn Michaels.
I pulled a Shawn Michaels by screwing you over.
by Wazy March 28, 2005
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Michael Phelps

1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
by Chas A October 7, 2008
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Michael Stott

The slayest slayer to ever slay. The day that Slaychael Stott doesn't slay, the world will end as it can't survive without the slayness that is Slaychael
by Yshdu October 17, 2022
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Michael Phelps

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.
Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.
by azzayan October 9, 2008
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michael wong

the most annoying person you will meet. an absolute asshole. A short-tempered brat who often has a micropenis. desperately tries to fit in but falls flat on his face. A toxic person to be around. will try to act funny and trash over you the next day. Not afraid to steal your ideas and work. not afraid to throw you under the bus. Actually gay.
I can't stand that michael wong, he's so arrogant!
by I <3 Killa Kyle Killeen October 29, 2018
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stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.
1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*
by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004
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michael king

by bitch7859856 December 16, 2013
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