Irish Kyle

Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.

Omg it’s Irish Kyle!

by Kiud kiud kiud November 25, 2021

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

Irish pie

Put a potato in your butt hole and push it out creating a mashed potato effect to leave on a partners chest.

Sally gave Scottie an Irish pie, and it wasn’t even his birthday!

by XXXChunkyLoverXXX November 16, 2023

Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.

“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”

by EM2 June 21, 2023

Irish Potluck

A potluck typically conducted on a Sunday afternoon by Presbyterian's that want to poke fun at the other denominations in the family.

"Baptists think they invented Irish Potlucks, it was actually the early church"

by Loving son March 18, 2022

Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 11, 2023