double meat

A man who has the pleasure of two knobbers.

Like milking a cow

by 2 knobs mcraw October 21, 2003

Double or nothing

A bet that has to be agreed on by both parties to decide whether a loss or debt from a previous bet should be doubled or canceled.

Person 1: I bet you double or nothing that a dumb political bet I made in 2017 will for sure come true in 2018.
Person 2: LOL, nah. I'll take my money now

by minihulk380 April 23, 2018

Double Jesus

When two bearded human males cut a square shaped section off from each others buttocks cheeks and place them into an empty wine glass, then proceed to urinate into said wine glass at the same time. In this process, the urine will begin to resemble wine in coloration due to the blood escaping from the cut off portions of flesh. Once they have completed urination, they then pour the concoction over each others heads as they masturbate furiously into a collection plate like those found in Catholic churches while screaming "Praise me" loud enough for all of their neighbors to hear. This is a Double Jesus.

Tom Cruise: Hey Chuck, did ya catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Chuck Norris: Naw, I was too busy doing the Double Jesus with Zach Galifianakis.
Tom Cruise: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Chuck Norris: Can you bail me out homie?

by PenetrationStation December 19, 2014

Double Bestie

To best friends who are AMAZING FRIENDS who tell each other secrets, which aren't really secrets

Mercedes! You are my double bestie!

by Asianjew3652 July 3, 2010

double oral

Taking two dicks in your mouth instead of one. May I recommend taking one up the ass as well it feels like heaven is in you ass-hole.

Double oral: Two times the amount of cum (Yassssssss)

by mercado March 12, 2015

double dongle

It sounds explicit. Featured in Samsung's series, "Ingenius", making fun of Apple.

"Like, a double dongle..."

by 2hands10fingers September 16, 2018

double atm

its while ur having sex with two girls and you put it in one girls ass then put it in the other girls mouth!

i pulled off a double atm last night with Jesse and Natasha!

by T3h Butt3rs September 8, 2008