The only thing

Money is THE ONLY thing that will make me whole after all this time and is both the least you can do and what I'm entitled to per my 5th amendment right to be given to compensation for my property (which my labor and mind bith constitute).

Hym "And you know what ISN'T going to do that? Fucking therapy. The only thing that'll do it is money."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

no thing

a situation that has insufficient evidence to be illegal.

The fight in the Grand Market Place at USC was a no thing.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

the guy writing this thing

Hello. Means someone who is looking at it

you are looking the guy writing this thing

by anonymous April 1, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Stranger Things

THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE

parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.

if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!

me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?

then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.

by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021

Jing the thing

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.

"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."

by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020