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A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted
" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"
by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022
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Test

Test (Testimony) is dat nigga and he’s penis is extremely large. Some may say he wears baddy pants because his cock is dat big.
I saw dat mans cock and he was really dat nigga. Oh u mean dat nigga test.
by Cool powder October 28, 2020
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Bukkake Test

This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.
IT Director:

Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.

IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.

IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
by Mr413 November 5, 2021
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Test

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Yet test
by Indeedurrightitsme June 11, 2022
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Male Bechdel test

1. A test to see if in a piece of media, two characters manage to not measure cocks by the amount of nanomachines coursing through their veins.
by northbot September 24, 2025
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tailgate test

when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.
Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!
by Johnny boy 386 March 4, 2019
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Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
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