The Awkward Turtle 

A sex position. A guy gets a girl naked, gets himself naked except for his pants, and lays on top of her. He then proceeds to awkwardly dry hump her while wriggling his arms and legs and making awkward noises, including the phrase, "Awkward turtle!!"

Man, Kevin totally Awkward Turtled Amanda last night. She was so mad.

Timmy never had sex before, and he really liked Stacy. They were making out and were about to have sex, but Timmy got really nervous. Instead, he just did The Awkward Turtle until she got dressed and went home.

The Awkward Turtle by SuccubusLady August 4, 2011

Awkward Turtle 

Informal sign language gesture meant to convey awkwardness of the person making the sign, usually in a group conversation that takes place face-to-face.

Can be used to show awkwardness regarding many things, like abrupt changes in conversation topic, sudden hit on the opposite sex, anything in the TMI realm, etc.

The sign is made by placing the left hand out flat, in front of you, palm down, thumb sticking out to the right. The right hand is then put directly on top of the left hand, palm down, with the thumb pointing to the left. Both thumbs are then moved back and forth to mimic the fins of a swimming sea turtle.

Make the sign a few inches in front of your stomach, not to far away from your body.

Alan: "So, THEN what happened?"
Jill: "Our guide quickly fixed my harness, and we zipped to the next tree in the rain forest."
Rob:" That is totally cool! How far up were you?"
Jill: "At least 200 feet. Sometimes more. The whole thing was over a mile long. Took us hours."
Alan: "Tell me you weren't scared, and I'll call you a liar."
Jill: "Well I..."
Edward: "Your Facebook photo is pretty."
Rob: <awkward turtle>

Awkward Turtle by citiz3n February 22, 2010

mud turtle 

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

mud turtle by Dave Gross April 9, 2008

one eyed turtle 

The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.

Your wife or girlfriend will cum again and again if you give her the one eyed turtle

one eyed turtle by Tracy L B May 30, 2008

Red Turtle 

The fecal matter that protrudes out the bum after anal intercours.

"That tasted like a red turtle."

Red Turtle by Sphincter Assfucker December 24, 2007

Greasy Turtle 

Ari

That Ari is one greasy turtle.

Greasy Turtle by StarchnSpike December 15, 2018

Speedy the Turtle 

The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.

Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.

Speedy the Turtle by King of Turtles January 18, 2005