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Stick up your ass

When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.

Son: No dad, I don't want to.

Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.

Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself

Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
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noun; the male organ of the reproductive system that is inserted into the sex hole of a woman
I forked that ho with my sex stick all night long.
sex stick by "Danger" Mittnacht April 24, 2006

Crack a Glow Stick 

After a man ejaculates into his partner’s buttocks or vagina, his partner then holds it inside retaining the warmth. Then at later period of time, the person whom received the ejaculate does a quick split type motion of their legs, reigniting the heat from the ejaculate inside.
"its cold out here, im going to crack a glow stick and warm up"

samantha got so cold that she had to "crack a glow stick"

Magic Stick

I penis that women cannot stop wanting. They become the penises addict.
She is hooked on my magic stick.
Magic Stick by Hotnickals April 23, 2003

glue stick

A penis that is currently cumming. The tip will be white and sticky like a glue stick.
I just ejaculated, and told that bitch to suck my glue stick
glue stick by robspa January 14, 2009
"My uncle was on Stickam last night. Now he's in jail."
"I blame the whores."
Stickam by gnomad July 9, 2009

clit stick 

Name given to the small red stick-like mouse pointer found on recent IBM Thinkpad laptops - commercially known as TrackPoint. Usually operated via the index or pointing finger.
Avoid the touch-pad, Buddy. Use the clit-stick for more precision.
clit stick by Lamity July 12, 2004