side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

side sausage by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

dirt sausage 

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.

Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"

dirt sausage by se_allison December 20, 2016

pale sausage 

A pale, light-skinned, flaccid penis.

My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.

pale sausage by Eddie Sausage February 9, 2017

Strawberry Sausage 

When you have sex with a girl on her period

I hooked up with Steph last night, she gave me strawberry sausage bruh.

Strawberry Sausage by Danny0812 February 15, 2017

Crusty Sausage 

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.

Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.

Crusty Sausage by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017

dingle sausage 

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

dingle sausage by Goaty12 February 22, 2017

dumb sausage

One of the kindest names to call someone

You're such a dumb sausage

dumb sausage by Buster71373 February 25, 2017