by DumbassbitchLOL August 5, 2021
Get the sad-istmug. I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.
by JJJonesy January 14, 2018
Get the sad tortillamug. 1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
by so help me September 24, 2016
Get the sad horses mouthmug. by issoh March 12, 2018
Get the *sad*mug. A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
Get the short sad sammug. A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.
by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021
Get the Sad Face Ratingmug. 