Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rough and would make it extremely uncomfortable.
1:"Karen wasn't wearing any underwear last night."
2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"
2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"
by Oren February 23, 2005
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I feel sorry for them
I feel sorry for them
by noie October 15, 2012
Get the Absolute fucking retards mug.People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.
by Mark Twain May 7, 2005
Get the Retards Attempting Poetry mug.The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.
This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.
Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?
This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.
Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?
by Dave December 14, 2004
Get the Retarded Animal Babies mug.The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.
Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
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