Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022

taco punch

the art of forcing a taco down an onry eaters' throat, in One Blow, While Yelling Ta-co Punch!

Damn kid won't eat his taco!

give him the taco punch!

TAA-COO PUNCH!!

by G.G.Fungus, Esquire March 8, 2011

Cow Punch

cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)

2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy

3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched

1.im gonna cow punch you

2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.

3.you freakin cow-Puncher

by Dieforis July 24, 2008

twat punch

one who is an asshole

You twat punch. >.< booooy ill bust a cap.

by Lord Thunder Cunt May 17, 2006

Cow punch

Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.

Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Fire Punch

It's where you put hot sauce or menstrual blood on your hand and then fist fuck a chick

Friend: Hey whats with the towels and hot sauce?

Dude: Oh, my Girlfriend loves to be fire punched

Friend: Oh, that's right, I forgot. Hey wait, how is she?

by Aviator Guy July 4, 2009

Lucky Punch

When a man is being ass-fucked and receives a handjob at the same time. Usually, while sitting on the other guys lap and having said guy performing the HJ.

Man, I walked in on my roommate getting a lucky punch in the livingroom. I didn't even know he was gay!

by Dragon X June 3, 2011