peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.

"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"

by Dyah Byah October 27, 2003

peanuts

Derogative aimed at Female nipples particularly when aroused or on a cold day, reference to hardness and shape of the delicious bar snack.

She is smuggling "peanuts"

Check out the "peanuts" on her!

by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005

peenut

The awsome <3
She's always nice to everyone
Peenut > you

OMG! Peenut complimented me! I'm never going to erase this quote!

by Kitten September 13, 2004

penut

Penis+Gut (pronounced "peanut"), where the man's stomach protrudes over the penis ... the male gunt (gut+cunt)

Jason ate so much he developed a temporary penut.

by SCon1 July 19, 2009

peanuts envy

Being jealous of someone because they have more or bigger nuts than you.

Because John did not have any nuts, he had peanuts envy of everyone that did.

by kswarthog August 25, 2008

Peanuteater

When a cock is so big you don't know if you should suck it or feed it a peanut

He was huge and I don't think I can handle his peanuteater

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019

Peanuts

1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.

1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.

by СукаБлять May 28, 2015