joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.

"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"

by themanthemyththemaverik December 23, 2011

Joe Story

A fictional story that the author believes to be true.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I ran out of gas going up a hill so I turned around and coasted down to a gas station.

Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?

Listener: Nice Joe Story.

by CCBJoe January 20, 2010

Joe-jayed

When one is scammed by a close friend or relative.

You have been joe-jayed by Johnathan, your brother.

by Ace Brown February 23, 2021

Joe Hag

A bitch that sucks ass at his job.

Joseph Hagemeister is such a Joe Hag

by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019

garlic joe

Another word for the penis

Barry, lick my garlic joe

by Barry McCokkinner February 08, 2018

silky joe

he's the big dilf with three personalities on the football field hes a complete monster.

No Example Needed When You're SILKY JOE

by SilkyJoe October 23, 2018

clucking joe

fucking hoe

person 1: fucking hoe
person 2: no no no
person 3: what did she say
person 2: clucking joe

by cluckingjoe#1 May 17, 2018