Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face

Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz

by RoddyFucker February 15, 2022

Jizz Rod

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.

Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 03, 2024

Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 03, 2024

yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.

That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.

by Sippysaywhat February 27, 2016

Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head

Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars

by Wrestle Mania May 14, 2011

narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.

dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!

by akolaad May 06, 2016

Jizz Junkie

A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.

"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"

by 69ingEmma February 09, 2024