Cat denial

Cat denial
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Cat - feline
+
Denial - a state of hiding from the truth
= Cat denial

This is a serious condition that occurs in the following situation:

When you share other people's images of cats on a Saturday but you deny that you participate in the Internet meme day known as Caturday, just because you didn't upload it yourself.

Despite Denis sharing Amanda's YouTube cat video, he was clearly in cat denial that he was now an active part of the Caturday phenomena.

by MartinSherv October 27, 2012

frosty cat

(1) Hardly ever used vagina.

"Too bad Anna wouldn't give it up, I woudn't mind getting to that frosty cat in her pants."

by xxxsomebodyxxx September 13, 2008

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

Waste Cat

1. A woman who is a slut/skank/hoe/whore. She sleeps around, gives blow jobs anytime/anywhere and runs trains. Most often a very big bitch and talks a lot of shit.

Mickey: Damn! That Danielle sure is a hoe!
Candice: Yeah!, she's a waste cat

by SMD123 January 7, 2011

Cat Vest

A small vest/coat/jumper worn by a cat or a small dog, such as a maltese or shihtzu. It is slipped over the head and usually through the arm holes although some varieties include leg, and even tail holes. Sometimes these vests can be made of corduroy, but usually not - and more often either burberry, cotton, tartan/plaid or wool. However, they can even be made out of plastic or even spandex. A lot of rich people such as Paris Hilton like to dress their small almost-a-handbag-but-it's-living dogs (and possibly cats) in designer vests. Some are fitted with real diamonds or just diamantes and usually accompany a matching collar. Particular breeds of small dog need to wear vests because their natural hair or fur does not keep them warm enough due to the unnatural climates in which they live.

"Like woah! See Paris's ugly dog?"
"oh gross! Corduroy Cat vest!"
"Yeah, I know! It's not natural for Paris to be wearing dog clothes."

by Rubaiyati September 24, 2006

wizard cat

Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you

Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls

by CaptainNibbles June 20, 2017

The Cat's Ass

Shouted in moments that often define a great joy or something spectacular in nature.Thought to be awkwardly Canadian in origin, circa 1960s Manitoba Province, this phrase was recently brought back to life in the Midwest United States of America. As of 2018, variations of the word have been heard as far south as Memphis, Tennessee.

My hotel has a bidet! That's the cat's ass! I've never felt so fresh so clean. I am going to purchase one upon my return home.

by Bidet Dave September 6, 2018