Face off

To settle an argument two men stand face to face and feverishly masterbate. The first to ejaculate on the other wins.

Today Rick and Barry really got into it. It ended up in a face off and when the smoke cleared you could really tell by the mess who won, poor Barry he was a real mess.

by Yard dog #5 June 12, 2016

slide-off

NOUN: A casual sexual partner. A person literally "slides off" with said sexual partner to a public location.

John just went to the staircase with his slide-off.

by Rels March 4, 2004

play it off

to act like it didn't happen

"She just told me 'no'"
"That didn't stop Kobe, play it off"

by Matt September 22, 2003

vag off

telling someone to fuck off in disbelief or annoyance.

cleo gets a wet willy from her friend:
Cleo: " vag off ! "

Izzy catches her girlfriend in bed with another women:
Izzy: You know what, vag off-I never wanna see you again.

Lola's friend gets her tickets to see the nirvana even though Kurt Cobain is dead:
Lola: " vag off ! "

by cleoizzylola October 16, 2008

topping off

(v.) to add additional gasoline to the gas tank even though the gas tank container is full. People do it to get the most bang for their buck, to have more gas in their car. This action can be dangerous and it is prohibited by most gas stations. Most gas station attendants do it anyway to sell more petroleum.

"No topping Off at my station" says the automotive saftey expert.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

run off

To make a photocopy of something

Can you run off a couple of copies of that worksheet?

by chonk cat April 24, 2010

f off

it means fuck off like u fucker cant fuck wid dfis so f off

david: yo
ballard: f off u retarded northern piece of shit
david: no f off ur self u shit face londoner u suck monkey nuts

by ben rush aka (rushy) December 28, 2004