Pants Nipple

penis

Hey baby, wanna come over and tug on my pants nipple for a while?

by SonsOfKahk May 14, 2015

Dancy Pants

Pants that are worn out on a friday or saturday night. These pants shine brighter than a disco ball and have the elasticity that may cause serious whip lash.

Tiffany ripped up the dance floor in her dancy pants.

by sam 00<3 September 4, 2010

Muffin Pants

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

Root Pants

How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.

'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'

'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*

by mouseek September 12, 2010

mortadella pants

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".

Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already

by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010

schnookie pants

A term used to describe your boss when you want to get in their pants

Come into my office schnookie pants.

by bart the king October 1, 2013

thong pants

Really tight leggings that girls usually wear with uggs which if observed closely you will be able to notice if she is wearing a thong.

Dude 1:Dude look at that girls ass in those thong pants!!!!!

Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!

by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010