The Guardian News

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money

DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

crap news

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.

Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?

by kcm556 June 2, 2017

New Nigga

Those that conduct themselves as though they come from a legacy of 'old money

'If' I was to watch any successful reality shows, I'd be watching a bunch of new niggas

by chettachatta January 16, 2023

new group

neeeewwwww group with new people

new group means new group

by michelle’s oven May 17, 2021

New Gold

A pretty good summertime vibes song made by the British virtual band Gorillaz featuring Bootie Brown and Tame Impala from Gorillaz’s new album Cracker Island ( or the single )

“ Yo , have you heard Gorillaz’s new album ? “
“ Yeah ! New Gold is my favorite one . “

by crackerisland June 23, 2023

New Bus

Otherwise known as a Gillig BRT Plus CNG 40’ (G31D102N4). These are buses just purchased by the NICE Bus (Nassau Inter-County Express) company and they fart and make hilarious sounds. You know when one’s coming when you hear it.

*bus farts or laughs*

Some kid: And there goes a fuckin new bus! I’m not doing bridges.

by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022

Knew New

Knowing something new, that’s going to be big or become popular.

Q:You got any good beats?
A:Yeah, I got that Knew New! Came out yesterday.

Q:Yooo! What’s that man wearing?!
A: That Knew New! Seen a few cats rocking it now.

by Triggy88 May 20, 2023