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Jordan

EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.
Eminem: Oh son, you're so lit.
Jordan: I know Dad. Skrrt Skrrt
by Reagan and Caleb August 19, 2018
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Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.
by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011
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jordan

a heavenly being, the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. a caring, loving, kind, and beautiful person. and also an amazing boyfriend. <3
jordan is so adorable.
by burntpickles January 15, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is a guy that at first seems like an annoying person, but once you get to know him he's sweet, caring, helpful, funny, makes the best facial expressions, and cute. Just hearing his name will give you so many butterflies that they'll travel down your legs and come out of your toes. He's the type of person that can make you laugh no matter what mood your in. He'e the type of person that everyone wants to be around. He is very addicting and sweet. Don't ever let this guy go if he's your friend, sibling, bf etc. Enjoy him, for he is a rare specimen and cannot be artificially created. Love him with all your heart.
Jordan is amazing
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
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JOrDAn

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Despacito jordan has nice fingers mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YES YEET and nice foot yum yeet
by Black boy lover yeet June 11, 2018
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jordan gentile

he is a coon jiggaboo that is also a ching chong chink that sits on his ass and plays cod all day the fucking slave. no one wants to be that dirty slave
jordan gentile is in a cage again
by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs November 27, 2022
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Jordan

that gay asian
by EJ The DJ February 28, 2019
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