Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025

lil joey

use to describe someone that wouldn't have a large enough appetite to enjoy a full meal at outback.. and could easy pass as a 12 yr. old to order off the little joey menu

"we could just say your my kid,lil joey"."and you can get the macaroo and cheese"

by kimbo_0 slice February 6, 2009

The Joey

When you stick your index finger in the anus of your woman.

I picked up a road snag and bent her over doggie style and i Stuck my finger in her ass as i was giving it to her. She asked what the hell i was doing and I said im giving you the joey.

by Dannyg247 June 15, 2017

kind joey

Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.

This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.

by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017

Average Joed

The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.

“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”

“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”

by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019

Air Jody

A process by which a person dries, after taking a shower, by naturally letting the air dry you rather than using a towel to clean up.

Can you believe she just pulled an Air Jody while I was on FaceTime with her

by ALANSCO December 8, 2019

Mtb Joey

An inexperienced mountainbike park rider that wears way too much armor and blocks jumps

Mtb joey: "I'm a Joey, it's my first time here. I've got my squid lid and all my rental gear."

by _Patheticcat December 17, 2019