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Central Jersey

Consisting of Middlesex, Mercer, and Monmouth counties, if your on the Turnpike, exits 7A-11:

A place that associates with New York over Philly. It’s a hoagie not a sub, and a place where Wawa is the superior convenience store. Finally, we know it’s called Pork Roll and what the hell are Jimmies?
As proclaimed by the Chief Justice of the State of New Jersey, Jon Stewart, Central Jersey does exist (See Colbert’s segment on Central Jersey).
by lacrossebro17 August 26, 2018
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South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.
by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023
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New Jersey

The land of the insane and stupid.
" I once saw a guy from New Jersey try to jump in a lake from 40 feet in the air from a cliff"
by idiotnumero1 March 8, 2021
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White Jersey

v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.
The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.
by New Edina Bailey January 31, 2023
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jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
by LGAKHC May 27, 2010
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Wear your sports jersey to school

On October 25, Friday wear your sports jersey to school let’s see how many people play on a sports team
An example of how this is used is on October 25th wear the sport you plays jersey JUST NOT CHEER Wear your sports jersey to school
by Sporty Man/Woman October 22, 2019
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brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.
I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey
by sifted June 27, 2014
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