jersey

a stupid dumb ginger bitch who SHOULD DIE!!

me: i fucking hate jersey!!
other person: wtf is wrong with you twink?

by gage1 April 24, 2023

Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.

"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."

by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023

Jesseing

The act of petting someone (especially Jesse) on the head

Jesseing amogus susy grimace shake silly billy play hollow knight nerd :3

by thepandamonium September 29, 2023

jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

Jersey Tango

The Jersey Tango is when two cars from Jersey try to merge into the same lane, but stop half way when they both notice each other. However, neither give up the lane for the other, and both are occupying the same lane until one stands down.

Cars doing the Jersey Tango is just an average commute on the Garden State Parkway.

by blkbm January 21, 2024

Jersey Party

A party that seniors/high school students on their last year of school host after receiving their school leavers jersey. It consists of BYO drinking (doesn’t have to be alcohol) and wearing your year 6 senior shirt that is symbolic of the memories you’ve had of high school.

Kai: “Hey Jessica, are you coming to the jersey party this saturday?”

Jessica: “Oh hey, yeah i am! Gonna bring some pepsi, are you goin?”

Kai: “yeah i’m going. see you then?”

Jessica: “Sure”

by Pot4to January 29, 2024

Jersey wop fountain

When you bring an Italian girl from New Jersey home, and she squirts on your couch.

Holy shit man, after I took that wop chick home the other day she gave me that Jersey Wop Fountain.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024