demon jerk

When you get jerked off from under the bed

A: she jerked me off from under the bed
B: dude, you got a demon jerk

by Owds January 2, 2021

JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 7, 2021

Fact-Jerking

When people tweak facts with opinions.

You are fact-jerking again. "You think I want to mislead you into thinking that mother Earth has round curves, despite the flatness that you see, right?"

by ickylucre January 20, 2021

jerk

a person(typically a guy) who has no money or does not spend lavishly on a potential partner.

(Lady) Guy on the dating site is a jerk.

by UrbanDefinator January 22, 2021

Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

violent jerks

its having uncontrollable muscle spasm

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.

by Half case March 5, 2021

Corner jerk

Someone who doesn’t you go by, or in your way

Look at this corner jerk just on the way!

by Kayto sasson March 14, 2021