Terrible in bed

When your partner does not know how to have sex.

Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021

Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023

Luggendrew Bed

A luggage bed made for the third wheel in a relationship.

Andrew is assigned the luggendrew bed.

by Neuralg June 9, 2025

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy

My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

Bed Griper

A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".

What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!

by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024

My bed

My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much

My bed is a copy of heaven

by Sussy roach September 4, 2021