Kicking the dead horse

Pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat.

Teacher : Yeah check it out
Student : Ok I will
Teacher : Get it? Check it out, for the chess tournament
Student : Your kicking the dead horse sir

by NewfoundlandYeti October 19, 2009

Happy Horse Shit

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.

I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?

by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

Autistic ahh horse

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead

Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...

by Spliceez March 8, 2023

eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015

Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.

Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!

by JacksonHursh January 7, 2012

PPL Dark Horse

The award which Shreya Tatke deserves to win. She is genuinely one of the sweetest people I have ever met and she is the most wholesome person on the server. I only know her for 1-2 months but honestly she is one of the best people I have known . And don't forget #TatkeforDarkHorse.

Everyone : Which award is shreya tatke going to win.
Me: She is going to win PPL Dark Horse da.

by thelegend101996 October 18, 2020

Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021