Hipsteruption

When dudes are Kuwaiting at a coffee shop, doing nothing but taking turns reading urban dictionary gems such as, hipsterdusche, hipsterectomy, hipstercrite, and the like out loud for any and all hipsters in the immediate vicinity to hear. Laughing and high-fiving eachother as they witness the collapse of the hipster's delicate sensitivities.

As the boys sat down with their iced coffees a 30 minute session of Hipsteruption and high-fiving ensued.

by Lieutenant Superflax April 9, 2017

Hipsterpotamus

Someone who's such a huge hipster you don't know if they're on trend or just trying way too hard.

I've seen my share of hipsters, but that dude is a hipsterpotamus. Not sure if I'm sad or impressed.

by Ramhunter47 September 21, 2017

Hipsters Glory Hole

A hipsters glory hole is :

A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.

Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.

by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023

Cringe of hipsters

a collective noun for a group of hipsters, as in a murder of crows or a pack of wankers.

"Have you seen those fellas over there? The ones drinking ale out of a boot with froth on their waxed moustaches. No, not them, the one with the Edwardian top hat next to the lad that rode in on an ostrich, that cringe of hipsters stood at the bar"

by grumblah July 18, 2019

Hipsderf

A contraction formed by hipster and derf. A play on the phonetic sound of hipster combined with a scathing review of intelligence,

Noun:
An idiot concerned with trendy appearances.

Verb:
The act of being trendy to the point of being stupid, lame, or annoying.

Look at that hipsderf girl, she is trying so hard and she is so stupid.

Don't you mean hipster?

No, I mean hipsderf. She is too stupid to be hip.

by Patti Erdman June 28, 2012

hipstexican

A Mexican and a hipster combined. Very rare

Pharrell Williams is a blipster because he is black. If he was Mexican he'd be a hipstexican.

by Yoalexandria December 5, 2013

hipstoric

A place that's historic in nature and redesigned to look hipster OR a place that's totally hipster and designed to look historic.

This hotel is amazing - totally hipstoric.

by brave new words December 21, 2016