Ham

Someone who is ugly/ not good looking.

Damn that nigga is hammm

by Thatonechickdej May 29, 2018

HAM

Ham: adjective
Definition: hold up Abbie’s mating?

Example: “did you hear about the Christian/Abbie arc? Yeah, HAM”

by Kaiser of Mars June 8, 2018

ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019

ham

ugly asf bro

bruh colby’s lowkey ham duda

by Anonymous_1226 June 24, 2019

Nathaniel Ham Sammy

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.

Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .

by Danndy89 June 28, 2019