No person willingly partakes in long distance running. If you see a team or person say that they run "because it's fun", they are lying to cover up their cult-like ideals. Rather, the person who said it is desperately crying for help or they are too far gone.
"Oh you do running?"
"Yeah, we like running for fun!"
"...Really?"
"We've been spotted: abandon immediately!"
"Yeah, we like running for fun!"
"...Really?"
"We've been spotted: abandon immediately!"
by SelfHatingButterAddict May 9, 2020
Get the Running for funmug. by hans is mine July 24, 2021
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Get the Filthy Fun Gunmug. by Cactusman34 January 8, 2016
Get the butt funmug. A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
Get the Salamander fun housemug. Me "sucking the fun out of it" is my unwillingness to pretend my social interactions are predicated on anything other than people's awareness of my existence. You're holding my laminated ethos card above my head and pulling it away as I reach for it. "Huhuhu YoU wAnT iT? yOu WaNt It?Huhuhu"
Hym "You, as a group, are completely incoherent. Want evidence? Look at the political discourse. You all can even agree on what the words mean. You are in no way capable of arbitrating sanity. It's not true historically. It's not true theoretically. 9 million shrieking monkeys vying for control of mind? No. You just don't want me to win without trying because it sets a precedent that people don't have to try to win. I'm not people. I'm not men. I am Hym. And there is only one of me. There are 9 billion of you. Make it fair or stop telling me what to do. You are having way too much fun with this and you need to stop. This is exactly how you get Hitler. This is exactly how that happens. You doing the think that you're doing right now."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
Get the Funmug.