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Frogger Faceplant

When an individual (usually a Bro) repeatedly attempts to sprint across a busy dual carriageway or high-traffic road, mimicking the 80s arcade game Frogger. The act inevitably culminates in the runner losing their footing and eating pavement in front of oncoming vehicles, forcing horrified bystanders to stop traffic and rescue them from their own stupidity.
“We were just trying to enjoy the Ogoh-Ogoh parade, but Chad kept trying to dodge scooters like he was invincible. He made it across twice, but on the third trip, he performed a total Frogger Faceplant right in front of a Blue Bird taxi. We had to drag him out of the lane before he got flattened.”
by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026
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Frogged

Frogged the the owner of the Antarctica of Frogged, the southernmost continent of planet Earth. His leadership has seen tremendous shrinkage, a feat that is accomplished in almost everything he touches. I would not get too close with any appendage that you want to remain at full size.
When Frogged first named himself King of Antarctica of Frogged, it was 25% larger. Once touched by the cursed ruler, it shrank considerably.
by Fidjit47 February 14, 2025
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Frog Blinking

when youre so damn tired youre not even blinking correctly
man 1: blinks like a frog (?)
man 2: holy shit dude are you Frog Blinking?
by i forgor. February 15, 2025
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FROGGEN

Acronym: Für FirmenRundgangOhneGrund <-> FROG+GEN
Bro bock auf einen Frog?
Lass kurz froggen.
Der Typ ist der gröbste Frogger im Unternehmen
by SlumDoGGThaRizzler March 3, 2025
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Froggen

Firmen Rundgang ohne Grund = Frog+gen
Jemand der aktiv im Unternehmen eine kurze Pause macht und sich kurzfristig mit anderen Dingen beschäftigt.
Bro, bock auf einen Frog?
Lass froggen!
Der Mann ist der größte Frogger.
Hey willst du mit kurz froggen?
by SlumDoGGThaRizzler March 3, 2025
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Frog Piking

A tradition that started when the Black Swamp was drained in Ohio during the 1800's, due to the overpopulation of frogs afterwards.

Locals will take a toothpick or other similar object and shove it up the frog's ass and have it come out the mouth, then plant the frog pike in the ground, usually a public park. This tradition is very popular during July.
"Hey dude, are you going frog piking later?"
"YEAH!!! Fuck them frogs!"
by Beef_the_Dog March 17, 2025
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frog in a hat

what do you call a frog in a hat?
A frog in a hat.
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