just good friends 

this is what a female tells a male when he wants to have sex with her but she doesnt want to have sex with him

Jack wanted Jill, but she just wanted to stay "just good friends"

just good friends by ThreeGNinja July 12, 2004

We're just friends 

We lost interest in all the sexual things we could do to each other before either of us met you and only a unique motivation like you making something out of nothing could get us screwing around again.

We're just friends: The people I'm just friends with that I'll screw around with before you and the people I'm just friends with that I'll screw around with after you.

We're just friends by styleten August 17, 2011

I Have Black Friends 

To be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks.

Can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.

This city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, I don't know what I'm going to do for bud. I'm on my last eigth - fuck!

Dont worry bro, I have black friends.

I Have Black Friends by JO Jocelyn September 16, 2010

Have You No Friends? 

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"

<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!

Have You No Friends? by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

Lifetime friends 

Women who share everything with each other. Differs from Beaches in that Lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle competition to determine who has been victimized most. Nearly every sentence in a conversation among Lifetime friends begin with "I."

Those girls seem like Beaches, but they are really pity-seeking Lifetime friends.

Did those Lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?

Lifetime friends by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006

Best Friends Forever 

Exactly what it sounds like. Usually abbreviated as "BFF."

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are best friends forever.

Best Friends Forever by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2020

Lets be Friends 

This is how a guy tries to manipulate women in order to intervene in your relationship with your boyfriend. This is obviously a lie and you should not listen to the guy unless you want to be manipulated into having an affair. These guys do not care about you, they just want to use you for sex and they are willing to destroy your love life just to get in your pants. Once they do, they will disappear forever. If you try to break it off with them because you are faithful, they will make it seem like you are just a mean person, but you are not mean, this person is manipulative.

"Hey you're beautiful can I have your number?"
"Oh, um... I have a boyfriend sorry."
"It's not even like like girl, can I just have your number and we can just be friends."
"Um, okay I guess."
Yeah, lets be friends."
"Sure."

(No, bitch. This is exactly the same as, "Let's just hangout." They are going to try to fuck you.)

Lets be Friends by MiseryandCompany October 28, 2014