Ethan

When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.

Hey, what the fuck is he doing?

It’s Ethan

by SickDucker October 2, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a boy so peng it’s unreal😩🤩. His so funny and so fucking strong. Everyone needs a Ethan in there life. If u have one don’t loose him as he is the best u r ever gonna get. Ethan can be a bit rude and arrogant sometimes but he can also be a little roady. He is also an inside joker with so much banter

That boy Ethan is some mad sort

by 69meeebaby October 3, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a fake drug addict that tells everyone around that he does drugs and is suicidal

I met Ethan today he told me he overdosed on drugs

by Absolutely normal guy October 7, 2019

Ethan

YOU FUCKIN WHAT MATE BUNCH OF LIARS ETHAN IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS A PRICK INNIT FAM

Ethan is a prick innit fam

by Ethan innit fam October 9, 2019

Ethan

The type of guy you look at and think "wow, I want to suck his face" all the girls want to sex him, and all the guys want to be him. He is very successful and has so many fwends. He is so good.

Girl " Oh my god is that Ethan?, he is so mmmph."
Other girl " I know, I bet he has a massive willy".

by 123playwithme October 15, 2019

Ethan

An amazing, caring, funny person. They put themselves infront on other all the time. They know what to say and how to be sincere in the right moment. You would be so luck to date an ethan. They make you feel so special and make you happy all the time. They do Romantic gestures that make your heart to cartwheels. When they walk in the room the mood in the air changes. The flirting ability is crazy and makes you feel like your on cloud 9. Having an ethan is a true blessing. If you catch one don’t let it go!!

My hearts doing cartwheels

Oh it must be ethan :)

by Lef123 October 15, 2019

Ethan

A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.

"Do you see that homeless guy over there? He must be an Ethan"

by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017