Drunk Cheating Whore

A wife or girlfriend who uses the excuse of being wasted for doing something they knew they shouldn't have been doing.

Girlfriend text: i had sex with a guy last night at a party, but i was really wasted.
Boyfriend text: you drunk cheating whore we're done

by CaR_RaceR December 13, 2011

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Drunk Indian Uncle

Typical NRI Vikram, Vikranth, or Vikrajatharana
Who has consumed to much red label and is now doing the worm on the dance floor to Tunak tunak tun and is trying out pick up lines on an aunties daughter(non related) based on a factual account

I see a Drunk Indian Uncle over on the dance floor
Looks Hot
0h no he's coming over

by Jjjjjjjsievw8s6v February 05, 2022

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Joe Scheibl Drunk

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.

Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

by Troll Hunt3r July 06, 2011

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Get Drunk Tuesday

It takes all the negative implications of the day tuesday and flips it up side down.

Turning boring old beginning of the week tuesday
with your normal responsibilities and such into
a badass night.

preferably said with some oomph.

1* what are you up to tonight?

2* not shit its tuesday..

1* Oh i beg to differ...
IT'S GET DRUNK TUESDAY!!!

2* Fuckin' A'

by Pimp420 May 27, 2008

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shit talk drunk

Talking like a pompous, elitist asshole when you are wasted.

Shit Talk Drunk Guy: My job is the best in the world. My company cured aids and cancer and invented hepatitis.

Sober Guy: Sure.

Shit talk Drunk Guy: Fuck you!

by EggMcMuffown December 09, 2007

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