Split Dick

The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

Oh no! Ive got split dick!

by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019

Dick-Eye

A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.

Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.

by BClawd April 10, 2019

Dick Lavy

When your dick is lubricated and your girlfriend doesn't do anything with it

Friend: Dude, she gave me a Dick Lavy last night..
Other Friend: Bro, that sucks... but she doesn't.

by DaeveG April 24, 2019

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

Armpit dick

Where a armpit get fucked by a dick

Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood

by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019

link's dick

Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.

"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"

by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017

wee dick

Someone who has been less fortunate in the endowment department.
Someone who's personality is lacking some.

Dont worry its only manny...he's a wee dick.

by welshlegend85 April 4, 2017