Thirst depression

Feeling depressed and lonely because you’re thirsty and alone.

After the burlesque show I saw a super hot guy and it just put me in a thirst depression.

by Sad boi hours April 29, 2019

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Crippling depression

big mood.

Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.

by fox boi July 13, 2019

Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.

Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!

by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019

Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

November Depression

the bad mood, no energy and depression you have in November.

-yo bro I feel empty since a few days. I think I have a depression.
-no bro everything is alright. its just the November Depression. Wait a few days and it goes away.

by realdeco November 25, 2019