I've been Danned
by Brounie333 September 20, 2025

He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.
by Headondan69 September 9, 2019

DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM
GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY
GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?
GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW
GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN
GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?
GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW
GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN
by 2315433122 January 30, 2022

The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.
"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"
by rosaliehope June 21, 2017

Danning - To go to a butchers cold storage unit with a gay friend, and then have sex with the carcass of a pig, cum up its arse and then your friend sucks out the cum. You then go and celebrate by having a falafel wrap.
by Fusion Dan June 28, 2021


The main character of the popular anime series Kotura Kansumara, who is above all thing a bad ass. He typically wears around his main weapon of choice, a big beef brisket sandwich, and smacks those bitches around
by therealrickross December 9, 2012
