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Safety Dance

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance
Or sing

We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
by Death Menace February 6, 2023
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Devil's Dance

In 3 lanes of traffic, when two cars in opposite lanes (ie: slow and fast) continuously switch places at high-speeds and come within 2 inches of hitting each other. Used by douchebags (or teens) to piss off all drivers in the immediate vicinity. Pulling this off requires great timing, patience and a LOT of balls. Typically seen in D.C., Chicago, Miami, and New York.
Seth: Dammit, why today?
Ari: What?
Seth: Dave and Eric just did the devil's dance, and now there's a shitload of traffic thanks to the accident.

Ari:........Shit.
by Shin. June 28, 2010
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Burlap Dancing

Burlap Dancing is combination of Burlesque Dancing and Lap Dancing whererin the customer is bundled in a Burlap Sack while a retro vintage go go strip tease is performed at a safe and respectable and classy distance in front of him.

Popularized in the 1940s and 50s after STD ridden soldiers returned home from the Far East and wanted safe and repressed hot stripper action.
Gunny Von Sachsen was a popular Burlap Dancer in Detroit and Chicago.

Burlap Dancing is known for a high rate of chafing.
by revsaintmichael May 26, 2010
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fanny dance

A Dance Of The Fanny
Bob - Hey! Lets Dance
Dave - Fanny Style

Thats A Fanny Dance :)
by Belinda123 October 6, 2007
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Gumball Dance

noun - the dance move where you place money in a gumball machine, watch the ball swerve down, and then pick it up and eat it, chew your gum, and you're on your way!
Only very alcoholically enhanced people can do an awesome gumball dance
by Ashlyn Kate January 19, 2006
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emo dance

A dance similar to the cabbage patch, only you never move your elbows from your sides. Only followed by the word "Elliot", and may not be done to music.
by Tweet October 23, 2003
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man dance

You want to do the man dance, boy?
by YOREMA July 10, 2003
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