crapel

A better way to say "chapel."

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!

by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005

carpet cutting

Dancing, probably on carpet, think about it

Did you see him carpet cutting at my house last night? It was mad cool.

by MaryOfNazareth September 26, 2004

carpet hair

a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.

can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.

Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."

Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."

by uwjshdysbsbhgd January 20, 2009

Cape Girls

The craziest, sexiest bunch of ladies on the planet. Not go great on the ruit, but sure will kick the shit out of you in flip cup. Always willing to try something new. Anything will be done in any situation just to have a good time. Can hold their alc with the best of them. Truly trained in being the best and nothing less. Cape girls are every mans dream. Straight up.

Colleeen, Marisa, Marissa, Lauren, Jessie are prime examples or CAPE GIRLS

by Kyle the man December 28, 2005

carpe diem

How people back then said yolo

Grandparent When She Was A Child: Wanna go have a pie eating contest?

Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Hmm....
Grandparent When She Was A Child: Oh, come on. Carpe diem!

Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Oh, fine.

by Mechanical Bride January 12, 2016

Cape Verdean American

A group of people that have descendants of 10 islands off the west coast of Africa that live in the United States that are tied to the Italian Mafia and they are involved in organized crime such as drug dealing in wholesale amounts and weapon sales.

95% of Cape Verdean Americans own their homes and are wealthy people that live in impoverished neighborhoods because it reminds them of home.

by Federal Statistics October 26, 2019

The Yankee carpet bang

typically used as a sex move in a Yankee basement by a young Yankininianite with his first girl...the progression
1.) he whips it out into her eye appologizes franticlly
2.) he then gets sucked off for a whole 10 seconds before almost blowing into her mouth
3.)pulls out and procedes to try and find her vagina but has not fucking clue whta the hell it looks like because he Likes the Yankess
Finnally 4.)he blows his load all over her mothers beautiful french rug after assuming it felt good enough to be the vagina....no where that was anywhere actually near the vaj.

Mike thought ha was the shit cause he got laid by a rug....the Yankee carpet bang

by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008