Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion

Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow

by Koptet April 23, 2021

Nashville christian

Nashville christian, also known as crusty christian, nasty christian, and the public school of private schools in nashville is where 5th graders vape in the bathroom, teachers sexually assault students, boys get dresscoded on hair, and where fnl is also known as “hook up in the parking lot night”

Tom: “I go to Nashville christian”
Jerry “you mean conservative rich redneck central?”

by Simpforethanwacker September 2, 2021

hair by chrissy

she’s a hair salon in LA that every influencer goes to get their hair done there, she calls her self a “hair stylist” when she doesn’t even know how to do POC hair, and she’s also racist, doesn’t require masks, & have so many bad reviews, we started calling her hair by chrispy/crispy bc she does hair like a fried french fries or a crispy chicken, now she started dragging the “hair by crispy” joke too much and overused it and the joke is over she’s also annoying asf😁👍
RIP the joke 10/12/2020-10/15/2020

have you seen hair by chrissy? she said she can’t do dev’s hair bc she’s a POC

by i love clowning❤️ October 16, 2020

christmas

The only holiday where you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.

Merry 4 month early Christmas

by Jordan<3 August 14, 2006

Christmakkuh

The December holiday, created on the WB series the O.C., by the half-Jew half-Gentile character Seth Cohen. A combination of Christmas and Hanukkah with eight days of small presents followed by one day of a lot of presents, Christmas movies, and Chinese food.

It's a Christmakkuh miracle!
Are you coming over for Christmakkuh dinner?

by RemLou January 10, 2008

Christmas Sweater

Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...

OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...

by Irish Mike 1965 October 25, 2008

Christian hustler

street savvy hustler that had Christian ethics to him/her. they prefer to be less known and act like a pitiful beggar to rip off your money.

drug dealer: wanna buy some weed?

Christian hustler: no f---ing way. ima poor beggar, cant afford that.

drug dealer: aww...im so sorry, here have a grand on me.

Christian hustler: <whispers to himself> thanks for your money loser!

by El Padrino Arriba October 24, 2009