Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children

Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Childe

One of the many version of Ed Sheeran.

Childe is the Ed sheeran of genshin impact.

by Weirdasbaji December 7, 2022

Round Child

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.

Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle

by Shadowikia October 11, 2009

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

Child sacrifice

Yeah in the child-murdery way. Because he was too scared to do anything other than cry and tremble for years and now he wants to pretend he's done something other than stop caring whether or not children die.

Hym "Hey, Noooo... That's not what you did. There was a NOT retard-murdery way to call my bluff. There was a not retard-murdery way and and you did the retard-murdery way instead of the 'swallow your pride and allow yourself to be summoned' way. You chose child sacrifice over humility. That's you. You did that and are doing everything in your power to act as though you didn't."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

Child Fingerer

A child who makes a living out of playing piano

My nephew is a child fingerer he is very good at what he does

by EwanTrezize69420 September 2, 2021

child money

People that play and record childish games like Minecraft or Roblox to then upload to a website and get money of little kid's that still watch these kind's of stuff that no 15 year old would watch even if it was made by PewDiePie or some other Youtuber
Main reason's for this act is to be able to move out of there mothers basement or be able to afford bread for breakfast

"Man that guy get's so much child money it's insane but at least he can afford to pay his alimony"

by Fogsmash February 18, 2017