Siberian Cat

cats, but for dog people.

Or people with allergies.

"Boston isn't fat, he's just fluffy. No, seriously, he's a Siberian Cat."

by NekoNinja September 22, 2019

Nuzzling the cat

Another name for performing oral sex on a lady.

I ended up nuzzling the cat all night long! She wanted it bad!

by thatguy69696969696969696969 August 28, 2013

wizard cat

Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you

Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls

by CaptainNibbles June 20, 2017

cat tease

A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")

"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."

or

"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."

by Brooklyn Girl April 24, 2015

cat valium

1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals
2. another word for ketamine
3. something you don't want slipped in your drink at a party

carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her coke last night and she was out cold.

by lilliaaan January 9, 2008

Waste Cat

1. A woman who is a slut/skank/hoe/whore. She sleeps around, gives blow jobs anytime/anywhere and runs trains. Most often a very big bitch and talks a lot of shit.

Mickey: Damn! That Danielle sure is a hoe!
Candice: Yeah!, she's a waste cat

by SMD123 January 7, 2011

Cat Vest

A small vest/coat/jumper worn by a cat or a small dog, such as a maltese or shihtzu. It is slipped over the head and usually through the arm holes although some varieties include leg, and even tail holes. Sometimes these vests can be made of corduroy, but usually not - and more often either burberry, cotton, tartan/plaid or wool. However, they can even be made out of plastic or even spandex. A lot of rich people such as Paris Hilton like to dress their small almost-a-handbag-but-it's-living dogs (and possibly cats) in designer vests. Some are fitted with real diamonds or just diamantes and usually accompany a matching collar. Particular breeds of small dog need to wear vests because their natural hair or fur does not keep them warm enough due to the unnatural climates in which they live.

"Like woah! See Paris's ugly dog?"
"oh gross! Corduroy Cat vest!"
"Yeah, I know! It's not natural for Paris to be wearing dog clothes."

by Rubaiyati September 24, 2006